Thursday, July 31, 2014

This is the Future and you can get it for free

This Is The Future is a novel about college, social media, relationships, and graduating with no job prospects. It’s free to download at: http://thisisthefuturenovel.wordpress.com/


Excerpt
We go to the place that sells massage chairs, and get confused on how to get them to start. The guy comes over and asks if we need help, and tells us how to turn them on. We sit on chairs across from one another; I almost forget to take off my shoes because it feels somehow wrong in a mall to do that.
“What does the chair feel like on your legs?” Jim asks.
“Squeezing gogurt.”
“Gogurt seems sexual.”
“Gogurt is gay yogurt.”
“Yogurt smoked weed and became gogurt.”

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